The Farmers Mistress Menu
BRUNCH - SWEET
TOASTED BANANA BREAD
FM Nutella, banana, maple, oat fraiche, dark chocolate
£8.00
FM GRANOLA
Nutty granola, pineapple compote, sticky mango, lime, toasted coconut, natural yoghurt, bee pollen
£9.00
CRISPY CORNFLAKE WAFFLE
Cornflake stuffed waffle, FM Nutella, banana, maple, natural yoghurt, crispy Cornflakes
£6.50
BRUNCH - SAVOURY
DOUBLE DIPPY EGGS
Two soft boiled St Ewe rich yolk eggs, sourdough soldiers, truffle honey butter | Add smashed avocado
£9.00
SMASHING AVO
Smashed avocado, lime, omega seed mix, black lava salt, parsley oil, sourdough toast Add poached eggs | cold smoked salmon | bacon | sausage
£10.00
SAUCY BEANS
Bloody Mary beans, ends & edges cheese sauce, fried egg, chive oil, sourdough toast Add sausage | bacon | halloumi
£12.50
BREAKFAST BOWL
Wilted kale, quinoa, avo, heritage tomatoes, feta, poached eggs, nutritional yeast, green tahini dressing Add cold smoked salmon | smashed avocado
£12.50
BRUNCH - SIGNATURES
NAUGHTY MISTRESS
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smoked back bacon, butchers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough Add smashed avocado
£16.50
VEGGIE MISTRESS
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smashed avocado, wilted spinach, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough Add bacon | sausage
£16.50
THE FULL VEGAN
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, scrambled ‘eggs’, plant bacon, farmers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough Add smashed avocado
£16.50
BRUNCH - ALL DAY
POSH SAUSAGE BUTTY
Cumberland sausage patty, marjoram, smashed avocado, fried egg, blueberry, thyme & pickled onion ketchup, everything bagel seasoning brioche bun Add smoked bacon
£13.00
CREAMY EGGS
Red pepper & smoked paprika yoghurt, poached eggs, harissa butter, sumac, grilled garlic flat bread Add cold smoked salmon
£12.00
TRUFFLE MUSHROOMS
Wild mushrooms, truffle, thyme, confit garlic, poached egg, toasted sourdough, crispy kale Add cold smoked salmon | bacon | sausage
£13.50
CORNBREAD SMASH
Smashed avocado, grilled peach & red onion salsa, poached eggs, rocket cress, omega seeds, toasted cornbread Add cold smoked salmon | bacon | sausage
£14.00
SMOKED SALMON ON TOAST
Cornish smoked salmon, rich yolk folded eggs, creme fraiche, grilled rye bread, micro greens Add smashed avocado
£15.00
LUNCH - CLASSICS
BEETROOT HUMMUS ON TOAST
Beetrot hummus, heritage tomatoes, grilled peach, non-dairy, ‘goats cheese’, rainbow radish, grilled sourdough
£12.75
FARMERS STACK
Ginger Beer braised pork shoulder, ends & edges cheese sauce, onion marmalade, rich yolk fried egg, malt waffle, crispy shallot Add triple cooked chips
£15.50
HONEY GLAZED CHICKEN WAFFLE
Crispy buttermilk chicken, malted waffle, smashed avocado, smoked streaky bacon, English parmesan, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze Add poached egg | triple cooked chips
£17.00
OYSTER MUSHROOM WAFFLE
Buttermilk fried oyster mushrooms, malted waffle, smashed avocado, English parmesan, plant bacon, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze Add poached egg | triple cooked chips
£16.50
BRUNCH BURRITO
Sausage, smoked bacon, hash brown, avocado, beans, mozzarella, sour cream, scrambled egg, sticky bbq, tortilla wrap Add poached egg | triple cooked chips
£16.25
LUNCH - BURGERS
CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
Crispy chicken breast, smoked streaky bacon, smashed avo, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze, toasted sesame brioche, triple cooked chips
£18.75
MIGHTY MEATY BURGER
Short rib and flank burger, pulled pork, cheese sauce, burger sauce, sesame brioche, triple cooked chips
£19.00
CHEESE & BACON BURGER
Short rib & flank burger, aged cheddar, smoked bacon, gherkin, burger sauce, sesame brioche, triple cooked chips
£18.75
TRUFFLE VEGAN BURGER
Redefine burger, truffle mushroom, smashed avocado, house burger sauce, sesame Vrioche bun, triple cooked chips
£18.25
VEGAN CHEESE & BACON BURGER
Redefine meat burger, red onion jam, plant bacon, smoked Applewood ‘cheddar’, gherkin, house burger sauce, sesame Vrioche, triple cooked chips
£18.75
LUNCH - BOWLS
SUMMER SALAD
Romaine lettuce, grilled peach, rainbow radish, non dairy cheese, kohlrabi, heritage tomato, green tahini dressing, dukkah
£12.00
SUPERFOOD SALAD
Kale, toasted cashews, avocado, alfalfa, feta, olives, quinoa roasted sweet potato, red pepper yoghurt
£12.50
WARM GOODNESS BOWL
Beetroot hummus, freekeh, roasted kohlrabi, smokey cauliflower, edamame, maple roasted carrots, baked sweet potato black onion seeds, cashew curry dressing
£13.75
LUNCH - SIDES
SUMMER SIDE SALAD
Romaine lettuce, heritage tomato, kohlrabi, green tahini
£5.00
TRIPLE COOKED CHIPS
rosemary salt 5 Add English parmesan 1.5 English parmesan & truffle 2
£5.00
HALLOUMI FRIES
Hung yoghurt, honey glaze
£6.50
TATER TOTS
Add cheese & bacon bits 2
£5.00
LUNCH - DESSERTS
TOASTED BANANA BREAD
FM Nutella, banana, maple. oat fraiche, dark chocolate
£8.00
PINA COLADA WAFFLE
Pineapple compote, macerated mango, lime, coconut cream, honey & thyme, toasted coconut, malted waffle
£6.50
FM ICE CREAM (ASK FOR TODAY’S FLAVOURS)
1 scoop 2.25 / 2 scoops 4 / 3 scoops 5.75
£2.25
SIGNATURES
NAUGHTY MISTRESS
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smoked back bacon, butchers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough | Add smashed avo
£16.50
VEGGIE MISTRESS
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smashed avocado, wilted spinach, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough | Add bacon | sausage
£16.50
THE FULL VEGAN
Breakfast hash cake, Bloody Mary beans, scrambled ‘eggs’, plant bacon, farmers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted Portobello mushroom, grilled sourdough | Add smashed avo
£16.50
SAVOURY
POSH SAUSAGE BUTTY
Cumberland sausage patty, smashed avocado, rich yolk fried egg, spiced pear & ginger ketchup, everything bagel seasoning brioche bun Add smoked bacon
£13.00
CREAMY EGGS
Heritage beetroot yoghurt, poached eggs, harissa butter, sumac, grilled garlic flat bread | Add cold smoked salmon
£12.00
CORNBREAD SMASH
Smashed avocado, charred sweetcorn & smoked chilli salsa, poached eggs, rocket cress, omega seeds, toasted cornbread Add cold smoked salmon | bacon | sausage
£14.25
BURNT ONION HUMMUS ON TOAST
Caramelised onion hummus, grilled fig, heritage squash, non-dairy ‘cheese’, pickled beetroot, grilled sourdough | Add cold smoked salmon
£13.00
ULTIMATE CROQUE MONSIEUR
Slow roasted honey ham, ends & edges cheese sauce, onion jam, mustard, Gruyere, toasted sourdough Add fried egg | triple cooked chips
£16.00
MUSHROOM RAGU FLORENTINE
Wild mushrooms, black garlic, poached eggs, porcini, brown butter hollandaise, grilled sourdough, crispy kale Add bacon | sausage
£15.75
FM CHORIZO BENEDICT
Spiced pork mince, smashed avocado, poached eggs, smoked paprika hollandaise, grilled sourdough
£16.50
MISTRESS ROYALE
Cold smoked salmon, smashed avocado, poached eggs, saffron hollandaise, leek ash, toasted spelt croissant
£17.00
OYSTER MUSHROOM WAFFLE
Buttermilk fried oyster mushrooms, malted waffle, smashed avocado, English parmesan, plant bacon, molasses BBQ glaze Add poached egg | triple cooked chips
£16.50
BBQ GLAZED CHICKEN WAFFLE
Crispy buttermilk chicken, malted waffle, smashed avocado, smoked streaky bacon, parmesan, molasses BBQ glaze Add poached egg | triple cooked chips
£17.00
BRUNCH BURRITO
FM Chorizo, smoked bacon, hash browns, beans, mozarella, avocado, scrambled egg, sticky bbq, sour cream, toasted tortilla wrap Add triple cooked chips
£16.50
BOWLS
AUTUMN SALAD
Romaine lettuce, roasted squash, figs, broccoli, non-dairy ‘goats cheese’, pickled beetroot, spiced orange & tahini dressing, dukkah
£12.00
WARM GOODNESS BOWL
Caramelised onion hummus, freekeh, roasted broccoli, smokey cauliflower, edamame, maple roasted carrots, baked sweet potato, black onion seeds, hazelnut curry dressing
£13.75
BURGERS
MIGHTY MEATY BURGER
Short rib and chuck burger, FM Chorizo, cheese sauce, gherkin, toasted sesame brioche, burger sauce, triple cooked chips
£19.50
CRISPY CHICKEN BURGER
Buttermilk crispy chicken, smoked streaky bacon, smashed avo, molasses & BBQ glaze, sesame brioche, triple cooked chips
£18.50
VEGAN CHEESE AND BACON BURGER
Red onion jam, plant bacon, smoked Applewood ‘cheddar’, gherkin, house burger sauce, sesame ‘Vrioche’, triple cooked chips
£18.75
SWEET
TOFFEE APPLE BANANA BREAD
Apple & cinnamon, banana, oat fraiche, pecan crunch, ‘caramel’
£8.00
FM GRANOLA
Dark chocolate granola, “mulled” plums, autumn berry compote, natural yoghurt, bee pollen, honey & thyme
£9.00
APPLE PIE STUFFED CROISSANT
Apple & cinnamon compote, whipped vanilla custard, biscoff, baked spelt croissant, caramel
£12.50
BLACK FOREST GATEAU WAFFLE
Autumn berry compote, kirsch soaked cherries, whipped cream, dark chocolate, malt waffle | Add a scoop of ice cream
£6.50
SIDES
TATER TOTS
cheese sauce & bacon bits
£5.00
TRIPLE COOKED CHIPS
Add English parmesan & truffle
£5.00
HALLOUMI FRIES
Hung yoghurt, honey glaze
£6.50
COFFEE | HOT OR ICED
NON-DAIRY OPTIONS
oat l almond l coconut
£0.50
DOUBLE ESPRESSO
£2.90
PICCOLO l CORTADO | MACCHIATO
£3.20
LONG BLACK l AMERICANO
£3.40
FLAT WHITE l CAPPUCCINO
£3.80
LATTE
£3.90
EXTRA SHOT
£1.50
BABYCCINO
£1.00
SIGNATURE LATTES | HOT OR ICED
APPLE PIE LATTE
Espresso, apple, vanilla, custard, biscoff
£4.20
PECAN PRALINE
Espresso, pecan praline
£4.40
RED VELVET CHEESECAKE
Espresso, beetroot, cacao, vanilla
£4.40
CHAI LATTE
Spiced chai, cinnamon ( make dirty £1.5)
£4.20
GOLDEN LATTE
Turmeric, black pepper, cinnamon
£4.00
PUMPKIN SPICED
Espresso, pumpkin, cinnamon
£4.00
NUTTY LATTE
Espresso, peanut butter, agave
£4.20
MISTRESS MOCHA
Espresso, cacao, agave
£4.20
PECAN PRALINE HOT CHOC
Cacao, pecan praline
£4.20
HONEYCOMB HOT CHOC
Cacao, caramel, maldon salt
£4.20
LOOSE LEAF TEAS
BREW TEA COMPANY
English breakfast | earl grey | jasmine green | peppermint camomile | lemon & ginger | apple & blackberry | decaf
£4.50
SEASONAL ICED TEA
Apple & blackberry
£4.50
SIGNATURE MATCHA | HOT OR ICED
BLACKBERRY FOOL MATCHA
Ceremonial matcha, blackberry syrup, whipped cream
£4.40
PLUM PUDDING
Ceremonial matcha, plum, sweetspice
£4.50
RUBY CHEESECAKE
Ceremonial matcha, cacao, vanilla, beetroot
£4.40
APPLE PIE
Ceremonial matcha, apple, cinnamon
£4.40
COLD JUICES & SHOTS
PICK ME UP SHOT
Ginger, lemon, cayenne pepper, agave
£4.00
IMMUNE BOOST
Orange, carrot, ginger, lemon
£6.75
FARMERS GREENS
Spinach, apple, celery, cucumber, ginger
£6.75
BEETIFUL
Apple, carrot, beetroot, lemon
£6.75
GOLDEN ORCHARD
Apple, pear, orange, lemon , ginger
£6.75
HOT JUICES
HOT ORANGE
Steamed orange, ginger, lemon, cinnamon
£5.50
SPICY APPLE
Steamed apple, ginger, lemon, cinnamon
£5.50
AUTUMN BERRY
Steamed pear, autumn berries, star anise
£5.50
HOUSE SMOOTHIES
MOCHA ENERGY
Banana, coffee, oats, cacao, dates, hazlenut butter, oat milk
£9.00
BERRY DREAM
Beetroot, blackberries, blueberries, lemon, coconut water
£8.50
PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE
Banana, pumpkin, yoghurt, maple, cinnamon, oat milk
£8.50
CARROT CAKE
Carrot, banana, coconut yoghurt, spices, maple, almond milk
£8.50
SIGNATURE SHAKES
CHOCOLATE HONEYCOMB
Clotted cream ice cream, cacoa, banana, honeycomb, whole milk, whipped cream, biscoff
£8.00
BLACKBERRY FOOL
Clotted cream ice cream, banana, blackberry, vanilla, whipped cream, whole milk
£8.00
SPARKLING HOUSE BLENDS
AUTUMN PUNCH
Autumn berries, lemon, soda, sweet spice
£5.00
BLACKBERRY LEMONADE
Blackberry, lemon, agave, soda
£5.00
PEAR & GINGER
Pear, ginger, agave, soda
£5.00
NOT SO INNOCENT
Blackberry, 0% spiced rum, agave, ginger beer
£7.00
SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
MORNING SCREW
Sapling vodka, orange juice, lemon, orange bitters
£10.00
TIPSY SUNRISE
Blanco tequila, triple sec, grenadine, orange juice
£11.00
CARROT’Y MARY
Sapling vodka, Bloody Mary mix, lemon, carrot juice
£10.00
APPLE MOJITO
White rum, apple, lime, mint, soda
£10.00
HARD BLACKBERRY LEMONADE
Sapling vodka, blackberry, lemon, prosecco, soda, mint
£11.00
GRAPEFRUIT GIN FIZZ
Sapling gin, grapefruit, lemon, egg white, soda
£11.00
WHISKEY & MARSHMALLOW MULE
Woodford Reserve, lime, ginger beer, torched marshmallow
£11.00
PEAR SPRITZ
Sapling gin, pear puree, gingerm prosecco, soda, lime
£11.00
CLASSIC COCKTAILS
MISTRESS MIMOSA
Prosecco, orange juice
£9.00
BLOODY MARY
Cornish vodka, Bloody Mary mix, lemon, paprika salt, tomato juice
£11.00
FARMERS’ ISLAND AFFAIR
Sapling Vodka, white rum, gin, tequilla, lemon, honey & thyme, cola
£12.00
CHILLI MARGARITA
Blanco tequila, triple sec, jalapeno, lime, Tajin
£11.00
PUMPKIN SPICED WHITE RUSSIAN
Sapling vodka, coffee liqueur, pumpkin, cream, cinnamon
£11.00
PECAN PRALINE ESPRESSO MARTINI
Sapling vodka, espresso, pecan praline, kaluha
£12.00
SPARKLING
CANTI PROSECCO
D.O.C Spumante
£9.00
CREMANT DE BORDEAUX
Blanc brut, flavour notes of green apple, pear & a touch of almond
£40.00
WHITE
SAUVIGNON BLANC
Fruity aromas of peach & apricot
£8.00
RED
MALBEC
Rich & complex, flavours of plums, stone fruits & pepper
£8.00
ROSE
Dry, flavours of strawberries, citrus
£8.00
BEER & CIDER
HAWKSTONE PREMIUM LAGER
£6.95
HAWKSTONE CIDER
£7.00
HAWKSTONE SPA LAGER
£5.00
HAWKSTONE IPA
£6.50
Welcome to The Farmers Mistress Menu, a delightful culinary journey located at 300 Battersea Park Rd, London. Here, every dish is crafted with care, using fresh, locally-sourced ingredients that reflect the charm and warmth of British cuisine. Whether you're in the mood for a hearty meal or something lighter, the menu offers a variety of options to satisfy every craving.
From mouth-watering starters to beautifully prepared mains, each plate bursts with flavor, showcasing seasonal produce and bold, rustic flavors. You’ll find comforting classics alongside more adventurous dishes, all designed to please your palate. Their special attention to detail ensures that every meal is an experience worth savoring.
Perfect for a cozy dinner with friends or a casual meal with family, the menu at The Farmers Mistress strikes the perfect balance between modern dining and traditional comfort.